March 2012
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smilinghooks asked: This elephant and I are to be wed, and there's NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, FATHER!
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With All Due Respect...
“Consider Wheat v. Eakin, 491 So.2d 423 (Miss. 1986): Acting pro se, defendant responded to the complaint with a handwritten document addressed to the clerk that stated in its entirety: ‘Not only do I deny all the allegations in the above styled suit, I contend, with all due respect, that the plaintiff must be suffering from a condition of brown eyeballs since he is full of so much...
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vartanm replied to your link: ‘Mount Ararat will Become Your Grave’ Chant Turkish Students
I wouldn’t mind being buried on the slopes of Ararat.
Amen, dude! I thought something along those lines too when I first read it! Being buried on the slopes of Ararat is an honor most sappy patriotic/nationalistic Armenians would LOVE. They really needed to hire some people to do properly...
February 2012
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popmuslim:
and when my sinusitis was at its worst, Dad bought Habasoda oil (Black caraway oil) and told me to sniff it up my nose saying it’ll clear up.
have you ever set your nose on fire?
OMG I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU JUST POSTED THIS. I have actually, in my life time, upon my father’s advice, sniffed vodka to clear my nose up. Sniffed. Vodka. That was the closest I ever got to being...
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“Janet, I’m sorry…but…you’re GROSS. Just on a very basic...”
– my friends love me to pieces
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idk about y’all but tv-Stannis is hot.
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‘Mount Ararat will Become Your Grave’ Chant... →
I know I’m supposed to be ~really outraged~ about this and yeah I mean it sucks and I hate it but these slogans are hilarious:
“You are all Armenians, You are all bastards,” Jon said bitterly.
“Today Taksim, Tomorrow Yerevan: We will descend upon you suddenly in the night.” O_O
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harpy replied to your photo: i wanna take this oscar home
I would tsetsel his langeti mis real good
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this is the best thing anyone has ever said.
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“HE-LLO meryl streep’s husband!”
– me, just now
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why are there are so many french people winning...
damn it this is america. get out.
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celluloidlove:
Adam Sandler is slowly letting pieces of himself out in his movies?
I guess he’s starting with his turds.
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MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS OVERBOARD TOO
me and reese see eye to eye on that.
in other news, why is adam sandler still alive?
spectacularly-bored asked: there was some lawn care commercial just now and i only watched it because the spokesperson was a rugged Scottish man with a ginger beard. he can fertilize my lawn any time...
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“Chili, chili, chili, must be silly, in a rich man’s world.”
I just sang this cuz we’re makin chili.
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The Internal Clitoris →
ladyhazard:
Facts!!! Servicey sexy facts!
“What works for one woman may not work for another. In other words, it’s all custom under the hood.”
omg
Anonymous asked: Greatest living Armenian? Greatest Armenian of all time?
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i just had a very profound and interesting and annoying conversation about jon-ygritte with my mom. ugh. i dont want to accept anything.
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achichi-javier replied to your post: achichi-javier replied to your post: ”I hope the…
She doesn’t really care though, like if he tried to make a joke about it or complain that she hadn’t shaved (re: waxed) in a while she’d deck him. Also one of my cousins husband is Swedish & he really likes her arm hair, so w.e find one that duncurr
Also one of my cousins husband is Swedish &...
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A President, an Interview, and a Tragic... →
By Thomas de Waal
“Twenty years ago this week, the worst episode of the Armenian-Azerbaijani conflict over Nagorny Karabakh occurred near the small town of Khojali. On the bitterly cold morning of February 26, 1992, more than 400 Azerbaijanis fleeing the town were killed by Armenian soldiers or paramilitary fighters. The victims included military personnel but the great majority of...
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televizr:
chotai:
i’m thinking about making a vid/recording of commonly used russian words in the caucasus (and more, among the armenians). Just cuz I think our pronunciation is so funny. Would anyone be interested in that?
Yes! This is why my tumblr’s url is what it is :)
I’m not gonna lie, I first checked you out because of your url. Because televizr is a beautiful word. I also...
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achichi-javier replied to your post: ”I hope the dude i ~end up~ with is hairier than…
My best friend is Arab and her bf is white and she’s always cursing him for being so hairless
this is what I fear.
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i’m thinking about making a vid/recording of commonly used russian words in the caucasus (and more, among the armenians). Just cuz I think our pronunciation is so funny. Would anyone be interested in that?
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”I hope the dude i ~end up~ with is hairier than I am”: a thought I had today.
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Dertliyim, Kederliyim performed by Kardeş...
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i like the idea of living a disciplined life
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“Where’s my feta?”
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achichi-javier:
kitty-to-karen:
I’ve been informed that there are people who sleep with bras on. BRAS! Underwire ones!
That’s cray, that’s like a horse going to sleep with the saddle still on.
There are people that wear bras just when they’re at home period?
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“#foods #and foods #and delicious foods all over my body #and in my mouth hole”
– Evans
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omg i need to not cry now. I have work to do. These two girls i used to play with - my neighbors in Meghri - they found my mom on odnoklassniki and I looked through their pics and they got. so. big. And they’re gorgeous I can’t handle it. And they’ve lost everyone since I last saw them. Their dad - who was the most handsome charming man and took my brother and I into his house...
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ohmygod i thought we were out of floss for a second. phew.
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“Is this your Twatter?”
– my 8 year old cousin, upon seeing me on Tumblr. He meant Twitter. You should have seen my face at that moment.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MxkOKlfTvU
it’s like
Tom Hopper first of all. Firstable as armenians say it. Firstable, his height. His forearms. His plaid shirt that is rolled up to his elbow. SQUEAL. His face. His whiteboyface.
Eion Macken looks like Greek Jesus forreals. And I think his haircut would really suit my mum. And I think he would totally be down for anything sexually.
The...
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what is it, honeybooboochild? I’m arranging matches…
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“No, vee get coffee at McDonuts now. Why I pay von-twenty-five for coffee when I...”
– My grandmother (McDonuts = McDonalds).
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Antvibes takes guesswork out of name pronunciation... →
I am not even mildly surprised that an Armenian decided to take the problem of people mangling names and turn it into a business.
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Documentary about Arshile Gorky at MoMA →
“ Without Gorky
2011. Great Britain. Directed by Cosima Spender. By the time of his suicide, in July 1948, the groundbreaking Abstract Expressionist painter Arshile Gorky was plagued by ill fortune: he was undergoing treatment for cancer, a car accident had left his painting arm paralyzed, and his marriage was coming to an end. Spender, the artist’s granddaughter, investigates the...
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dont judge me because i thought this was funny.
evansknight asked: would it have killed them to cast a single actual armenian in we need to talk about kevin?